January 2012
115 posts
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
I was just looking at pictures of me and my old friends from freshman year and started just bawling.
I feel alone. I’m so miserable. And pathetic.
And it’s my birthday weekend.
I hate everything.
We the jury find the defendant
OJ Simpson: Not guilty
Casey Anthony: Not guilty
14 year old girl downloading last night's episode of Glee: There's a special place in Hell for people like you
I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
cassket:
velocicrafter:
nessuno:
pr0fessah:
please sign
It’s at just over 71,000, and we need 75,000.
Come on. I know we can do this!!
It’s at 74,461 & now they’re saying the goal is 100,000.
whatever, sign it.
please sign it
hahaha my boyfriend got hella upset with me for liking Diggy’s statuses, commenting on statuses wanting him to call me, and messaging him saying I love him hahaha
There’s this kid who sits behind me in my us history class who smells like ass and cigarettes and is always asleep. But when he is awake he shouts out nonsense about hitler no matter what we are discussing. He feels that hitler was awesome and that he should not have been stopped. So I’m just like nigga he would have killed your Jew-looking mexican ass too so…
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Lol just because Ive been out of the dating scene for 2 years doesn’t mean I can’t see what you’re trying to pull.
Omg I remember my myspace layout would match whatever mood I was in. If I was trying to act hard it would be red and black with pics of weed smoke and dollar signs and quotes that said “shawty bad” or some shit. And my about me would be like “I’m a bad ass bitch don’t fukk with me”. I had such issues.
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
I feel depressed for like no good reason.
Teen Years.
itotallyrelate:
At home I have become Wade,
And at school, I have become Squidward.
I just want to feel wanted.
I’d really like for things to go back to how they were when we started dating. When we couldn’t get enough of each other. Seems like you’ve had enough of me.
